when i first saw this on family guy i couldn't stop laughing... rush - tom sawyer FTW

scott skiles quotes(this guy's smart):

"Basketball is like religion: many attend, few understand."

"My problem would not be 'can I play in the game?' It would be, 'can I get up the next morning?' That's one of the reasons I stopped playing. I got tired of crawling to the breakfast table the next morning."