one of the three boards(the middle one) holding up my matress in my dorm room is broken, so if i die, it's totally God's will. and if i live to see the light on this earth after this school year in 1 single piece, then praise God.

"isn't it a beautiful day, Mr. Sun?"
"it's always great with 2 scoops of raisins, Peter"(proceeds to dump, no, HAIL gigantic raisins on the earth; one smashes into a car and sets off its alarm)

"Peter points to the sky and Chris looks up to see batsignal; Chris then points to the sky and Peter looks up to see a shadow of a dog in front of a light, Brian then gets up and leaves* heh heh... too good.

"what the hell is this? for crying out loud somebody throw a pie!"

nha un doc... ngay... masturchise...

enough.. must read some before hitting the bed...