new family guy = too good...

-cookie monster sitting in bathroom stall, squeezes cookie dough out of the tube onto a spoon, then lights a lighter underneath the spoon, with a desperate look, "c'mon,, CCC' MOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

-peter watching a tv sitcom called "mmm hmm" scene is 3 black, fat women around a table and their dialogue goes something like "mmm hmm..." "umm hmm?" "UUH UUHH!" *laughter soundtrack*

-stewie saying "that's worse than the time i played marco polo with helen keller" *flashback to marco polo game in pool* *helen's just staring blankly ahead in the pool, and stewie's swimming in a circle with his eyes closed on the right* "marco... marco..."